“It may not be good for America, but it’s damn good for CBS. Man, who would have expected the ride we’re all having right now? ... The money’s rolling in and this is fun. Donald’s place in this election is a good thing. I’ve never seen anything like this, and this going to be a very good year for us. Sorry. It’s a…

The media is so cowed, so submissive, so dedicated to the “both sides are the same” idea that they’ve collectively become total apologists for him. No matter what he says about the media as a threat, they’ve become some of his greatest allies in defending him, normalizing him, and painting over his crimes and the…

I would say the last time someone came close to killing a president was in 2005. Guy threw a grenade at W Bush, it didn’t go off because the moron tied a handkerchief too tightly.

I don’t know when the news/political worlds decided that “decorum” should be more important than focusing on any important issues, but it’s very disappointing. Like sure, okay, the day of a crazy event and/or tragedy it’s might be considered in poor taste to go real hard on a subject (or mock it). Maybe, maybe even a…

The network coverage of the convention tonight is pretty disgusting. Goddamn ABC (so not even Fox or something) is fawning all over him, asking their reporter who talked to him about him in hushed, reverential tones, as though he’s not still an evil disgusting menace to the world.

You mean every mentally unbalanced 20 year old with no discernible reason to have access to an AR-15 shouldn’t have it? *this is my shocked face*

A thing the motherfucker himself said in January of this year.

Maybe TDS was scheduled to hold their show on the same stage following the Trump rally, then the shooting...

Does someone want to parse this headline for me?

Maybe we should just: “Get over it.” AKA the thing Republicans say whenever a mas shooting happens, while wearing pins that look like AR-15's and posing with them for Christmas cards. I know it is technically an “assassination attempt,” but it feels a consequence of the laws.

Or Phil Hartman’s “Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer” — appropriate because Vance has a law degree (from Yale!) and yet puts on that cheesy Hee-Haw hillbilly act.

Hm. I wouldn’t say so. An assassination attempt like this hasn’t happened here in around 40 years, so it’s pretty rare.

Yep. The fuckshit just does not stop. Yay hegemonies in decline amirite?

Am I the only one that thinks JD Vance may be one of the GEICO Cavemen?

It’s worked for him for eight years (and counting).

I said this just the other day, but the reason the press keeps talking about Joe Biden’s debate performance is because he hasn’t done anything else scandalous since then.  Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s strategy is to have a new scandal every 27 hours so that the press can’t focus on any one thing for too long.

Between JD Vance and Aileen Cannon, there’s batshit insanity happening roughly every two hours.

So he’ll talk about it on Tuesday unless some other batshit insanity happens between now and then.

Quite stoked to hear GWAR’s take on “Wild Thing”

Great Job, Internet!