That’s exactly how I read it, and expected Obi-Wan to come out of hiding (or behind the invisible second ship, I guess 🙄), to make Vader let go of the first ship or something

Yeah, it’s weird and gross - and it smacks of the whole “practicing the values of the old country” that (some) immigrants do - even though the ‘old country’ changes over time, just like everywhere

What is this article? “So, these - UGH - Losers who like a franchise are getting more products from that franchise - including things like movies and cartoons! UGHHHHHHH! Who even Wants those things?”

What really made me laugh was, Obi-Wan says that incredibly stupid thing, and then Ice Cube Jr - instead of saying, "uh, so yeah - fuck off forever", he's like, "so hell yeah I'll do the thing I just said 'No' to"

Definitely the first one, because it’s the stupidest - “They didn’t successfully destroy an entire secret spontaneous empire-wide coup! Argh! Probably should join the guys that killed everyone I knew and all that!”

Thank you! So much stupidity

Literally nothing about Tala (Indira Varma)?

I know the Android backbone is only in preorder, but it’s clearly the better option, right (for the same/similar price)?

Oh I hope it’s more like that - concern over this person (who, yes, is a murderous monster), but I guess we’ll find out soon enough. Maybe he’ll even give Barry an out to escape capture

“As with Cousineau, Barry has poisoned those around him, brought out their greed or violence or capacity to accept evil”

Agreed - absolutely read it as “avoidance of pain/conflict”, rather than anything more specific to Barry at all

Okay, ‘Find in Paaage - vita’...

I’m assuming that’s like, expanded universe/’legend’ canon or information? Because the recent mainline efforts in creating backstory have included Rey Palpatine-Skywalker, you know?

I absolutely assumed it was Seth Rogen - that voice! - but good job Zach Braff then!

Agreed - like, there’s No way we get a satisfying motivation/backstory for Reva that ends with, “which is why she definitely Should have joined the Empire - aka the people that killed all her friends/fellow jedi-padawan-students? - and hurt strangers across the galaxy, including specifically Obi-Wan”, right?

Right? I was like, “oh wow! This is exactly what they talk about in their interviews, of just resolving Giant plot points right away, instead of-”

I said, “Finally!”, out loud when Fuches was shot - then when he woke up to loving goat-environment #2, and actively decides to ‘let it go’? Ah! So surprised...then back to normal. Ugh.

Right? I couldn't tell if it was a bit - like he's "mom's spaghetti"-ing an article he didn't want to write, or something?

“Little Leia is a lot of fun. Extremely precocious and cute”

Eh, you’re not wrong - I just think all the money and effort involved in This could have gone to literally anything else, and contributed a better net positive result for like, existence.