But as well as asking the question we all want it to ask—where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, naturally—it asks another, too. Who in the world is she?

This is all part of the plan. Have a little faith.

All according to the plan. Now we just need money. WE NEED MORE MONEY TO EXECUTE THE PLAN

Stupid kid is told to get in a robot and save the world. Only he doesn’t want to get in the robot.

You think THOSE are expensive?

A non, non, NON-heinous cause.

They ain’t counting shit in the brief time they’re looking at the receipt.

I took it as more of a crack on the AI’s impatience. I can finish out a firefight with any AI-controlled character next to me, and if I don’t immediately sprint to my horse, they start in with, “What the hell are you doing, Arthur?!”

God forbid I scrounge up some ammo and loot from the fallen.

It happened to me.

Horse armor DLC < Puffy shirt DLC

Maybe, just maybe, wait to see the released product first?

I only watched the first two or three episodes of the reboot, so I’m not very invested. But that header picture is punching me in the gut in a way I didn’t expect. I grew up in a blue collar, on the suburbs like Lanford place, watching the original in the 80s. Dad a big guy like Goodman, Mom taking part time jobs like…

This is the “Communist” room (...) decorated with Hitler and Nazi imagery.

I have heard Nier is worth playing, but I roll my eyes every time someone recommends a Japanese game and says, “It really gets good once you’ve put 50+ hours in” or “You have to beat it multiple times to see the whole story.”

Meanwhile, the text on Killmonger’s suit reads “Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine”

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

A world government outlaws guns, but the souls of old firearms appear in the form of beautiful boys.

It’s Alfred.

I’m tired of these stick-framed, overly-photoshopped creatures setting unrealistic examples for young critters.

“I once tracked down the author of this guide, Dan Birlew, and asked him how all this happened. He wouldn’t say. (“I do not comment on books/games that old. Please direct your queries to BradyGames.”