I saw this at 13 and, as a young suburban kid with really overprotective parents, my mind was totally blown. I used a condom in every sexual encounter because of that movie! Scared the shit out of me!

i think it’s because they look totally WRONG, on a physical level, on the human foot, turning a nice human foot into the devil’s hoof.

I guess you’re not into Giger. It’s like shit the most fabulous, sinister alien spacelord would wear.

Probably in the make up chair. Many women do this when we feel uncomfortable. The make up artists probably said that they didn’t have the right shade of make up, and she apologized for the inconvenience, even though it was the make up artist who should have apologized for being unprepared.

how does it feel to be the wrongest person alive

absolutely fucking not.

It was crazy amazing.

I...don’t see the problem with her comment. It’s perfectly clear, in context, that she’s saying that everyone has a moral right to express their sexuality, not that it’s easy to do so for everyone.

I’m making guacamole today, ‘yall. No peas! Salt, pepper, lime juice. That’s it.

...goddammit, I know that’s just a calculated political move but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t warm the rusty, empty and necrotic cockles of my useless, cold heart.

Her body is absurd. I’m always in awe of athletes’ bodies. And ballet is so artistic anyway, that I just find all her photo shoots so beautiful.

I don’t go there often, but there are a few items that it’s nigh impossible to get anywhere else.

I hate when people bully me about being a child porn aficionado.

the number of people who loudly declare, on a daily basis, “WHO CARES ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN!??!?” make me love her and hope she’s in the news forever

It’s been a long time coming, but I’m gonna go ahead and come out with it: I actually kind of love Kim Kardashian.

Oh, truth be told women are WAY ahead of the gay in Biblical condemnation. There are only a few verses that clearly condemn homosexuality. There are a metric shitload that hate women.

Swoonage.

Ok so... much like Otto, my dad was also vaccine-injured. My dad contracted polio from the polio vaccine, and narrowly escaped paralysis or death. It took a decade for him to recover his weight, and it was nothing short of miraculous.

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research