i always hated the girl scouts when I was a little girl because almost all the girls I knew that were in it made fun of me and/or were nasty little brats.

Obligatory.

When I saw her first dress, I’ll admit that I did that thing that all girls do and squealed, OOH, IT HAS POCKETS.

It doesn’t bother me when they try to write comments about how ugly my kids are, because they are exceptionally beautiful and anyone can see that.

tried to convince the nuns to like her by “singing ‘Oh Happy Day’ for them and [showing] them a ‘Jesus’ tattoo on her wrist.”

As a non-American, I’ve always thought Obama is one of the best things that’s happened to America for some time, and in a way it’s a shame he can’t serve any more terms as President.

#teamcat is pleased as punch.

Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

Considering who’s holding the sign, I strongly suspect this is really about ethics in gaming journalism.

I’m so not used to seeing folks who accept criticism and change their behavior. Is this even the internet?

TL:DR, Art is art. Art by women is art. Art by feminists with a feminist statement is feminist art because of their declaration.

She’s mixed. The pic with her siblings make that pretty obvious. I think her mom probably had a secret.

“Laws aren’t ethics, they are informed by them. And they often take a long, long time to catch up.”

I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you…

I want Beck and Kanye to do an album together.

Yeah I’m not always the biggest T Swift fan but she seems completely right here. If Apple wants to lure people in with a free trial, which is a totally standard marketing move, it’s on them to pay for it as part of their promotion costs. A hotel offering a free night’s stay to new visitors wouldn’t be able to forgo…