Oh my fucking god, if these people can remove race from MLK’S LEGACY, they are truly out of their minds. It’s actually hilarious. (Not funny, but hilarious.)

Video is in Spanish? Or am I having a seizure?

Did she say “No...” when Rancid* awkwardly touched her arm? Hahahahaha

who the fuck leaves the front door open even if they DON’T have cats?! I mean, it just doesn’t make sense. Do you WANT intruders? Bugs? The cold air/heat to escape?

Well, yes. I mean where else would you put it?

That makes it perfect. That’s why I can’t hate the Kardashienners. They match teepees to their flooring.

I’ve never saw the show, but it’s funny that it matches the marble.

Scott leaves, because he knows they are all busy, but get this y’all, as he exits Kris’ house. And get this, he doesn’t close the door all the way. Her door is still open for him! This is not the end!

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

I concur.

I definitely suck at some aspects of parenting. But not loaded-diaper-highway-crossing levels of suck.

Wait, “abortion means fewer people on Twitter” is meant to be an argument AGAINST it?

Had an encounter with the police recently where we went thank god he didn't shoot us and was nice.

“... gilded afterbirth Donald Trump declared today...”

That's because you'd already been birthed. The rest doesn't matter.

But did they ask if you were pregnant and was the fetus okay? That would at least be consistent behaviour from them.

Or this one (JK, it’s still in the box)

Same. Zombie chic. I rose from the grave like dis.

Yo, I personally wear fucktons of makeup, and def not scoffing, I just think it's funny that no makeup makeup is called no makeup makeup.