Discontinued in the US, but still manufactured elsewhere.

I’d rather be a pussy than a dick.

Nice try, Kanye.

Yes. And enough with the plastic surgery already! She is starting to look like a scary bratz doll or something.

Hooray! Now everyone can be miserable!

Drove up PP a couple months ago, there aren’t many sections that have guardrails. A guardrail may stop a motorcycle from going over but it won’t stop the rider.

I once had a bank account in Tightwad, MO.

Just what we need, more country “music” for all the shit-kicking cousin-fuckers to wave their rebel flags to.

The script writers for this show deserve a raise.

Sounds like most of the trash they’ve been playing on country “music” stations for the past decade.

bopping the bagel

College closings will become more common as the “education bubble” continues to burst. Kinda hard to repay student loans when you’re making minimum wage.

If they tasered him why is there a picture of a stun gun?

Nope, we’re the biggest town in the county. We are coastal so there is a large number of tourists.

Only sailors use condoms, baby.

3600 in my little town and we have 3.

No.

Spiders have venom, not poison.

Needs more miles.

“Girls pee pee when they see me. Navajos creep me in they teepee.” -Biggie