Whoa. I Thee Dread recently followed me, so I guess I am out of the grays and have the power to bring others out of the grays. When I just starred your post, it turned from gray to black before my eyes. I feel...bizarrely powerful. Like I am magic. A benevolent magician, solidifying people with magnanimity.

Developer here. I really appreciate all the positive feedback. The code is open source; feel free to give your suggestions, bug reports, or pull requests over at GitHub.

"Psh. Here comes Nolan, just completely wasting a perfectly good opportunity to enjoy a six-pack."

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

I once barfed on a glass door of an academic hall in college. Precisely around the time I was peeing on it, and precisely at the time campus security was walking through said building with flashlights on my face. Best $50 fine I've ever spent.

Baltimore.

Ah yeah, that's a bummer :-/ I'm pretty anal about having my monitors be the same size and type, but for a few years I was in the same boat. My "second monitor" was a laptop.

Vote: Speck Candyshell

Amazing how athletes from different countries playing different sports are inspired by Derek Jeter.

Seriously, I was at 13 inches when I started commenting on the Internet for the first time. I'm up to 20 now.

And sadly in the loser's clubhouse, Josh Hamilton could also be seen using his credit card, but in a repurposed kind of way.

"I am shocked."

This was a really nice comment!

This was a really nice review

Just give me an entire movie based around Chelsea Peretti.

YER A JESUS, HARRY.

I've been hearing about this shit for two days now thanks to my girlfriend, who is goddamned obsessed. She also claims that for some reason, the author refers to Gryffindors or Slytherins as "Gryffindor Hats" and "Slytherin Hats" which bothers me WAY more than it has any right to, like a persistent nail dragging…

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Wow, how blunt of her.