Except that it is her profession and she is not ashamed of it at all. Why should we instill that shame on her by saying "Oh we won't mention what you do for a living." If she were a doctor, lawyer, etc. would you say something like that? Do you recognize that telling people they should omit that is basically an…

"That's a Bryce Harper question bro"

Do you know why people sext on Tuesdays? Because Tuesday is the worst fucking day of the week. Please, hear me out. Mondays are Mondays: everyone hates them, a lot of people are recovering from the weekend, and they suck. The relative upside to them is that a lot of people will slack on Mondays, or simply not give…

Let's take it one step further for EVEN BETTER small talk!

What I'm hearing is: straight women are the only people who don't like sexually suggestive pics of genitalia sent to their phones.

"Two affairs? Amateur" - Tiger Woods

The Detroit-Oakland arms race is real and spectacular.

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

Dwight Howard is on a plush leather sofa in his mansion watching Sponge Bob Square Pants with some kids from the neighborhood. He's still in his pajamas despite it being the middle of the afternoon. Also, he just farted, which he thought was hilarious. Dwight sees this dunk video on his iPad, adorned with Pokemon and Y…