Alright. Originally, i was just gonna post the Obamashrug.gif and move on, but I thought I’d sit down and actually deconstruct this theory.

holy shit

My parents watch it. Dad thinks it’s better, after I told him about the Batman 66 theory. My mother (a pediatrician) thinks it’s too violent, but they still watch it, because that’s what 53/58 year olds do.

I don’t know how much of this is real and how much is science fiction, but I’d read a book about this comment.

I use a K360 exclusively. Best keyboard I’ve ever used.

What’s wrong with a vibro-blade?

had to catch em all

no fucking kidding

I love this article. Please keep writing things like this, forever.

Whataburger.

you and me both, sister

The booze rooster!

Sheeple+

hahahaha

You’re 100% fucking correct.

TELL EVERYBODY I’M ON MY WAY

Iowa has a very large French (Icarian) population.

hahahahahaha

Thanks, man. These comments are fucking unbearable.

Holy shit, you’re a genius.