“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

I think black holes are made out of dinosaur semen, and I’m as wrong or right as anybody else on this thread.

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.