— No one knows how long red wine remains fresh, but past a few days things definitely fall into ‘Whatever it is you like’ territory. The site says you can freeze an opened bottle, corked, for 4-6 months and still defrost it later, but I think I’ve done something like this and the result tasted odd.

No mention of it being Sasheer Zamata's debut tonight...the first black woman as a cast member in several years?

My dog smiles hard when she's happy. It's absolutely the best thing in the world. That is all.

So, I'm moving 2,000 miles away in two weeks, exactly. Leaving Michigan, snow, my abusive ex, my old job, and going to Portland (OR) to my job, partner-spouse, and new life. I'm 100% freaked out, my 8 year old is 10% into the plan, and I'm bleeding money like there's no tomorrow.

I think I've made the decision to switch to a Diva Cup. It's very scary and exciting! I felt the need to broadcast this somewhere and Facebook just… didn't seem like the appropriate place.

yay! cute hedgie! here's my doggie

HEDGIE! I miss my hedgie.

Awwww I want a hedgehog! Here's my pup:

I love pet pictures! I posted this in a thread the other day, but here's my goofy cat, all floofed up for the winter.

So this is me in 30 years, yes? Yes?

I think it's the location of the sex having that would bump it from "not talked about" to "WHAT? Tell me more!"

Awful.We cared not one iota for the main character. Sleeping around and generally being an obnoxious airhead hardly appeals to our investment in time for this trash.

It seems like the 70s were a bit more progressive than now. Look at the women in that catalog. They are pretty and attractive because they are models. However, they look totally realistic. They don't make you feel shitty about yourself because they are so other-worldly and have unachievable everything. They look like…

Dear 'Murrica,

I'll forever love Ann Reinking in Annie. Her voice is friggin divine. A lovely alto :)

Some excellent points here. Obviously, I don't believe that seeing a fetus as a person belittles the mother any more than having a second child belittles the first. I think we can value all life without taking anything away from anyone. And while I don't believe in euthanasia (again, because of the value of human…

I was admittedly mostly interested in the lapping part, but I can do with a bit of teething now and then too.

Puppies ARE the brightest. Puppies aren't racist, puppies don't cause global warming, puppies don't invade other puppy nations, and puppies just wanna play and make mischief all day and nap cutely when they're tired.

Dogs love their humans' shoes and socks. I think they associate the smell with the human who wears them, who they love. Also shoes make for excellent chew toys.

So I am a bit mortified to say this but I'm 21 and I've never been in a relationship. There was only one time where I came close to being in one but that was four years ago, I'm feeling a bit stupid about the fact I've never had a boyfriend and I'm in my last year and a half of college. My best friend has had a…