(2, 4, 5, and 6 months.)
Do any of you Jezzies have experience with giant dog breeds? The first and only dog I've had before my current one was a 12lb Pomeranian. I loved that dog like a baby, until my real baby came along and he HATED her, and my husband said the dog- not the baby- had to go. (he went to a friend's…

To deaf children by steel band, 2000: “Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf.”

I have to send that to my deaf mother in law, hahahahah OMG. Reminds me so much of Eddie Izzard talking of the Royal family and how they don't know really anything. "Oh! Your a plummer, what on earth is that?"

Could have been worse. This is how they usually solve disagreements in Fargo:

I'm being very, very clear. The only reason I don't do one date, screw and through is because it takes me 2 dates to decide if there's chemistry and if I feel safe going back to their place (I am temporarily living with parents and cannot/will not bring home dudes)

Hrmmm. That might be a good thing to mention, now that you put it that way. I will consider it :)

My God this puppy is cute multiplied by a billion! Details, please! Where is he/she from? Name? Age?

My main protective caveats are strictly psychological: always and only ever do something sexual because you want to, not because you need to (either compulsively, or to prove something to yourself/others).

What a gorgeous profile of Kristen Bell this is! She looks perfect.

"I want to date you and your feelings on the situation don't matter!" I hate those guys.

I'm sure one of those differences was "has three kids who require her attention so less of it is focused on me."

This dude's recurring night terror:

Is it just me or is this guy just a little too obsessed with black penises?

YOU HAD ONE JOB, MCARDLE!

I am continually flabbergasted at the disregard anti- choice people hold for motherhood. They call pregnancy and childbirth an inconvenience and talk about giving away a child as if it were re-homing your cat. Coercing women to give away their own children because they were forced into childbirth when they had no…

I hate to jump in here after what is a dead argument but adoption isn't a magic solution. It first of all, is an alternative to parenting, not pregnancy. Which as a teen in high school facing the social stigma of being pregnant and missing weeks of classes do not bode well for her education. It also sounds as if she…

Shh! Nobody tell him about segregation. He might combust.

Wait, this guy thinks the future of news will be television?

Weird. I guess all of those step-fathers out there are figments of my imagination. Not to mention all of the guys that I have dated since getting divorced, despite the fact that I have a child and will never have another child (which I state up front before a first date). Wait... maybe I am imaginary! No, no I'm not.

This doesn't even work using nonsensical evopsych babble. If most married couples only had one child and no one was willing to marry young widows, our population would have tanked a long time ago.