And not in the sexy way, either!

For god's sake, get that dog a bra.

Ditto. If by 'bad' you mean the good kind of bad.

"(The football is their virginity.)"

At best they'll think you're sucking this baby's brains out. At worst, they'll know you're a grown man sucking on a babydoll's head.

sooooo...jägerboobs?

No one will notice your strangely flopping necktie...

Only if the statue wears a pacifier and those furry leg warmers.

There's a place near my house that has a sriracha milkshake! You're not as crazy as you thought.

There's a place near my house that has a sriracha milkshake! You're not as crazy as you thought.

Also: *kosplayers.

That headline is definitely also the description to AT LEAST 50 pornos.

Tagline: "Breast is best!"

Holy cow!

So will MRAs finally STFU about circumcision? There, we fixed it.

YES! This is what I thought of immediately.

That's why they're called shit like "Imperial Wizards" and "Grand Dragons," Pinkham. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_K…

And you use that mouth to kiss your mother...