"We are not afraid of yoga pants," he said, his voice trembling slightly. No, he thought. No. Not now. His therapist had worked with him on this. He took a deep breath. "I am not afraid of yoga pants," he whispered under his breath, clenching his sweaty fists, forcing it to be true.

Mine too! Gahhh I need to cross it off my bucket list.

I feel like this woman should get more than two years...

"First of all, Martin Luther King, Jr. was a well-dressed, extremely well-spoken man; he didn't have his pants sagged to his ankles, and he wasn't delivering his speech in "jibberish" or "slang" (ie. he wasn't speaking like a rapper)." AND A WHITE GUY STILL SHOT HIM. OOP.

Since you seem to like your interviews with a side of moralizing, may I suggest Dr. Phil instead of Jezebel?

"WOW HOW DARE YOU INTERVIEW SOMEONE ABOUT A THING I DISAGREE WITH WITHOUT PUTTING THE INTERVIEWEE ON BLAST" - Everyone who commented on this article. Sheesh, it's almost as if they don't know how to interview people, because they're not journalists...

Then why bother reading? Go play on Reddit or something.

Damn feminists, with their free-bleeding and their gay-recruiting and boy-abortin'.

I'm surprised 'Robert' didn't say that he held her hand and typed it out for her while she ate her graham crackers and juice.

Nothing wrong with being a princess.

Why is this happening?

Bless you.

"I hate marshmallows." Oh Mark, who hurt you to make you into this broken person?

Should be 'Brownjamin Stanklin', IMHO.

Oh my gosh, I'm glad it wasn't just me.

I think you mean Divinity. There's only one true God who can set this country and it's indecent women right, Francois. IJN Amen. (Hahaha.)

"Blizzard Abortion" is what I'll name my future band. Or child.

Oh man! That's just like 'plaatsvervangende schaamte" which is Dutch, and is literally "place-exchanging shame." It's exactly the same meaning: feeling shame for someone who is too oblivious or thick to notice what an idiot they are.

I love his wee peen. I don't really care if it gets bigger or not, I just want to cuddle it! It's adorable!

Word. Thank you, Rick Owens, for this gentle exhibit of penises.