Yes! I haven't read it yet, but I'm so excited! Have you?

NO. NO MORE PAINTINGS BY MEN. WE WILL COME FOR YOUR PAINTS AND BURN YOUR CANVASES. WE WILL SNAP YOUR BRUSHES IN HALF WHILE YOU WEEP AND THEN DRINK YOUR TEARS. NO MORE PAINTINGS BY MEN MUAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS THE TRUE FACE OF THE FEMINIST AGENDA. You happy?

Obvious troll is obvious.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Rise, my son, and receive your appointment as Master Gif-finder of the kingdom.

That's because the poor thing's got pickles on his pizza. (Also, love your username; such a good book!)

NO. GTFO shrimp. Stay away from my pizza, you nasty sea bug.

FUCK NO. FUCK ALL THIS.

"Sorry about lunch, but there's always dinner!" My new motto.

When this woman dies her soul will be trapped in that train station, wandering, abandoned for all eternity.

Yeah, you need to sit down. Do you want me to call your mom for you?

You surely must be kidding me.

...What in the ever-loving are you talking about? Do you need to sit down? Do you need some juice, or like, a granola bar?

Actually, the shave-baby (as I'm calling it now) is an art piece : http://learning2share.blogspot.com/2010/02/some-f…

Oh my god, we used to make that joke all the time in printmaking class.

Well someone's bad at dirty talk.

I'm not the same person I was before I read those stories.

Uh. Both? But specifically the "pumpkin seed" story....is this gonna ruin pumpkin seeds for me?

Clearly this is a man who is inexperienced with tweezers. Amateur.

I am soooooooo afraid to ask.