Help me out here: how would a compass work on the Moon? No magnetic field.

I yelled “WHAT?!” at the TV so many times in the 4th quarter that my wife turned on the closed captioning

Honk if you love baby geese

I must own this

Kinda klugey and bolted-on looking for such a car. Also, the filled-in tail light holes look weird.

Is it too late to nominate this as the car that most represents America?

I’m okay, it’s just allergies, really

Don't tell the Food Babers that it requires the addition of the chemical oxidane

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“Take the BMW X6”

It's the Butler Way

The Mig-21 has too be in the running for Ugliest Fighter Ever, right?

Your move, Ferrari

That, or pristine FJ-45?

Breast Fans in Baseball

Put it in a Mustang!

Jesus, it looks like it's been hit by a cruise missile.

Did PFTCommenter start all this “hot teak” nonsense, or just channel it?

I was going to make a joke, but then I watched the video, and now I’m just angry. Very glad no one was hurt or killed.