Rednecks are notorious seatbelt-shunners. Half the adults in my wife’s family (hicks all) wear them rarely to never.

Olds, Fashioned

“I hope you step on a Lego”

Question about that pic: is it the 1999 LeMans practice lap flip? Because the videos of that blow-over I've seen look much different than this pic. If it's not, what incident is this?

Isn’t that a direction output device?

I'll just leave this here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSWjOo…

I want to see an electric tractor pull

8.8 Royales with cheese

torque steer!

I think "Chariots of Fire" would have been a more fitting score

better to put the spare on the frunk lid, Land Rover-style

so are they going to rally this thing, or was it a "because why the hell not" kind of thing? Either way, it's magnificent

Here comes the Deadspin Jinx! (SMU down 4 at the half)

Franklin? Franklin.

Well, that sucks for Kat. I've fucked up at work plenty of times, but my screwups don't go out to an international audience. I hope she's okay with respect to the greater Jalopnik organization, I've always enjoyed her contributions.

What if I told you I had a Vincent Black Shadow?

The plane really ties the whole image together

Are you the guy in the bathtub or the guy with the jet engine between his legs?

Did I miss the memo where "Clarkson takes a swing at producer" was upgraded to "Clarkson punches producer in the face"?