The front looks like an insect-eyed catfish with an underbite whose face has melted.

How could no one believe you? They reference it in the show!

1st Gear: This Is Revenge For The Time They Invaded Colorado

Fucking Fantastic!

Piezoelectric tires, huh? I wonder if they're made of quartz.

Poor Little Guy is a fine name for a Ranger

doesn't miso paste have bonito flakes in it?

It looks like a Donk

Lamborghini unveils new Audi

A little help: What car is Leno struggling to get into/out of? Thanks!

The Steelers really don't want to sack Troy, he's been such a workhorse for them.

It's because he's still dead

Baron Jethro Bovington does have a certain ring to it

What, no "Sheikh"?

So does Burneko lurk menacingly outside your house, muttering to himself and pacing?

You are a food writer and you don't like any kind of peppers or tomatoes ? WTF? you do realize that, even though they're in the Nightshade family, they're not poisonous, right?

I'm clearly not doing enough with my life

Can it still be redneck if he's wearing a helmet?

+1 first round draft pick

All Audis look the same to me. Does that make me racist?