I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

I’v fucking had it with these magazines and media oulets referring to black and latina women as “so and so’s baby mama” - it’s racist af! They don’t refer to Nichole Kidman as Tom’s Cruise’s “baby mama” or any white woman who has a child with any white man of any level of fame.

DAAAAAAAD STOP!!!!! YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME!!!!

Was he ever really in it? I firmly believe he’s running for VP/cabinet.

“I know you think Secretary Clinton is ‘bae,’ but the true ‘squad goal’ of 2016 is the O’Malley administration in the White House”

“... and confirm in my mind that a white man who is eager to play his guitar in public belongs in one of the deepest circles of Hell.”

Elsie Otter sounds like some old Northern English woman from 1960s Coronation Street or some sitcom skit about it. Or something from Beatrix Potter or Sylvanian Families. You could have Ida Squirrel, Maud Badger or Ivy Weasel.

They otter just call her “Elsie”.

Can we nominate Effie Brown for Our Lady of Motherfucking Patience? Because I do not know how she did not straight up murder some bastards while filming.

I won’t be able to handle it if they talk about him being dead. Like I’m almost crying now just imagining it.

I’d imagine that as a creator/producer he’d have final sign off. I could be wrong but I don’t think I am. I really like Matt Damon and the “project green light" concept so I’m not happy about this

I cannot tell you how much I want them to work this in. It wouldn’t even be difficult! Explain away the name change and you could totally believe Paris became that character.

This whole goddamn show is a production mistake.

Who greenlighted this hot mess of a show?

also urban please thank you

I love that excuse. It’s such a good way to admit that you’re an asshole and also leave your employees feeling really un-empowered.

I’m surprised they didn’t use the old PR standby.... “the person who titled the episode did not have the authority to title on behalf of HBO and does not represent HBO’s core values.”

Or just a plain old “mistake”?

Can we all agree to retire ghetto? Unless we’re strictly talking about socio-econonmics?

Matt Damon is shitting the bed so badly on the show this season, he should be the new spokesman for Depends.