You know how on “Bojack Horseman”, Maria Bamford’s lesbian director character is constantly fawning over how adorable Aaron Paul’s Todd is? I do the same damn thing. I want to put him in my pocket. And he seems like such a nice person, too, and is good to his fans.

Threatening to sue is not the same as actually suing, Calvin.

I doubt it. It’s not like she’s out wandering the streets and meeting random strangers. I’m going to guess that her world is relatively narrow, but dint of her fame.

Fair enough. If you don’t trust him you don’t trust him. End it and move on. I’m also not sure I agree she has ‘bad taste in men’. I think she’s dating from the pool of men available to her and she cuts it short when she feels it’s not going to work. I think that used to be called dating. No point in sticking around…

30 year old who went to the show in St. Paul and it was AMAZING. The light up bracelets were a nice touch of brilliance. I also legitimately teared up at her middle of the show speech. Considering that a lot of her fans are teenage girls, it was really nice to hear her talk about how she had no idea what love was when…

I visited a nice resort in Mexico, having arranged for a beachside couples’ massage for my beau and I. Sadly, they felt they had to have a large sign on the wall, in English and Spanish, explicitly stating there would be no Happy Ending, and to please not bring it up, and oh yes, keep your hands to yourself.

It’s such a disgusting thing to expect.

Is THAT what the Avril song was about? “So much for [your] happy ending”

No one is her professional equal.

You know, I feel like, “Massage Parlor Handjobs” is a legit reason to write a break-up album blasting your ex... And should be the name of the first single.

bc she’s actually in love with Karlie Kloss

As an aside, I used to be a massage therapist. I was a licensed professional working out of an obvious clinical and not at all sexy treatment room and had to give it up due to the frequency of entitled arseholes trying to wank themselves off, or worse trying to persuade me to do it, while I was working on them!

Who the fuck is Calvin Harris? Usually I don’t care about the Swift romances, but girl, you can do better than him.

I really hate Meyer for getting so many teenage girls obsessed with an abusive and unhealthy relationship.

I don’t know, if he loses the nomination and then runs as third-party, he’d split the crazy vote.

Srsly, if he runs as an independent (and does so in every race until his death like 1,000 yrs from now), then the GOP will never win the WH!

I think so too. Doesn’t it imply that if he doesn’t get the nomination, he’ll still run? That’s a good thing.

This is actually good news...I think.

Trump never pulls out. He’s planting the seed for a better tomorrow.