You know, there is some chance that Rihanna doesn’t have the full, sordid details of the Rachel Dolezal situation. I’m not sure her comments are intended as a full accounting of the situation — it’s just that Rihanna, who is black, is saying, “Who wouldn’t want to be black? It is awesome I love it,” which is a totally…

I feel like it’s really really really not my place to tell a black woman how to feel about Rachel Dolezal. Nor is it my place to judge her feelings. And I’d be kind of uncomfortable if Bobby went there.

UM, he was the BEST part about those prequels. If anything he’s the reason they’re worth watching.

Right? I can’t even bring myself to snark on that :/

instead of being angry, Elrod appears to just want to know if her scammer ever really loved her.

She just wants to know if it was always a scam.

I've learned the best way to loan money is to not consider it a loan - consider it a gift and only give the amount of money you'd be willing to/can afford to give without getting it back. That way if you don't get it back - whatever it was a gift - but if you do get it back it's just a nice bonus

I’m just glad it was a friend/roommate who screwed me over (for a relatively small sum) and taught me the hard, valuable lesson of: don’t lend people money (unless you’re okay with never seeing it again). Because, seriously, you will never see it again.

who is this

I’m halfway torn between “this has got to be a hoax/some sort of publicity stunt because nobody could be this oblivious” and “it’s amazing how easily people believe their own bullshit when they’re blinded by the dollar signs in their eyes.”

Well, given that only their friends and family are likely to sign up, they’ll have plenty of time to verify the content of every review.

The problem with Peeple: this would all be fine if everyone were good and honest, but if everyone were good and honest, this app would have no purpose.

I like how they said that only “positive” reviews” would show up, which I assume means that you can give a rating of five stars with the comment “everyone hates you, go kill yourself” and the app will let it sail through.

So they don’t think that the internet is an endless torrent of anonymous hate streaming from behind a billion computer screens, even while they are bombarded by anonymous hate sent from a billion computer screens.

If I weren’t at work, I’d insert a pic of the MeowMeowBeenz cult and mention we already know how this will work out.

Because the number one thing I want coworkers and potential employers to see when they google me is “She could have called back after that one night stand... Bitch didn’t even let me spend the night... Sorry for the drunk post.”

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

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