Every time this happens it is like the floor has fallen out from under me. And yet I am also not surprised.

I could see, that, I really do. I go back and forth on that one myself—part of me thinks that insanely rich families just handing their money down is a problem, and part of me agrees with everything you said. I have admitted baises against trust-fund kids (certain kinds, anyway).

How’s your presidential campaign going Mr. Deeeeznutz?

It would definitely benefit Trump’s kids for sure...

The funny thing is, when he rolled out this tax plan the other day, I shocked myself by nodding and saying, “wow, no paying income tax for the under 25k—I actually agree with that!”

I want you to do me a favor if you would. I want you to go outside, find the nearest homeless person, and tell them that we got the government we deserve. Let me know what they think about it.

why are people so dumb that they feel the need to answer questions on camera? We live in an era where everything is done to create some sort of viral video that can be mined for laughs at the expense of someone’s naivete or outright stupidity.

So all tax cuts? Wouldn’t that significantly reduce government income?

How about this face?

IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE LICENSE IN THE WORLD AND DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE

- the pope

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

How are you so consistently such a treasure?

Oh you.

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

Well, if history has taught us anything it’s that if the Vatican seems embarrassed by something and would rather not talk about it, there’s probably not much of a story here.

So, we can stop with calling him ‘Cool Pope’ now, right?

So from dope Pope to Pope, the dope?