If I had to guess who now holds all of the Redskins medical records, it would be RG3.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

Hat guy has been trying to catch a foul ball for years but safari can’t manage to get one.

Counterpoint:

This is so fucking stupid and I love it. The asininity of youth has finally won me over.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

I take the Cardale Jones attitude towards playing games with kids: they are there to be crushed.

Helps when you have a “fuck you have a seat” curve ball:

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

Nice

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

“That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.” Rarely has a character so well summed himself up.

Ron Pastrami is a sweet name, don’t be ashamed.

Wiseman once told me: “They charged me for the number of holes, not the number of strokes or hours it takes me to finish.”

The longtime Georgia locals in the crowd are stunned - their whole life they had been taught that an African guy is more likely to sink than not, when tested.

Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid: