Trump has almost implemented the “bread and circuses” strategy for governance—he’s got the “circus” part locked down, but he doesn’t seem to understand that the systematic cutting of social programs is dispositive of implementing the “bread” component of the strategy.

Because, wait for it, there are multiple countries in the world and they don’t all have the same requirements.

One nice thing is that now The Met will honor full-price tickets for three consecutive days, so now you can actually get to The Met Fifth Avenue, The Met Breuer and The Met Cloisters on the same admission fee. I always wondered if ANYONE was ever able to go to and enjoy The Met Fifth Avenue and The Met Cloisters in…

They do warn you though. Or at leas they warned me on my last flight. It’s also somewhat common knowledge. Funny that a writer for a website that routinely mocks the supposed ignorance of others found himself in this situation.

Right, so the reason behind this is that the US has a visa waiver with most countries (which Europe is helpfully thinking of rescinding because our current Cheetolini keeps fucking up our own visa waivers for their citizens) and that stamp or ticket you get when entering most of those countries is for — wait for it — n…

I’m a New Yorker and this doesn’t bother me so much (I guess because I can still get in for free).

Coachella is just the tip of this particular problem. AEG also owns the Staples Center (in LA, where, between them, the Lakers, Clippers, Galaxy, and Chargers all play, and myriad concerts are staged), as well as the O2 and Wembley in London, and major arenas in Minneapolis, Kansas City, and Sydney.

she was contacted by a NYPD detective

Pence endorsed him. Whatever he “privately” felt is bullshit compared to what he pushed publicly.

No not at all. I love Cardi B, (She’s completely hysterical and I will watch any interview with her) I like the song, and I am wishing her much success. But can we still be floored that she is the same company as the Beatles? Yes, because this:

I know I hate to even bring it up because it makes me sad too.

Take it up with Hegel son

Journalists are already pointing out several glaringly dubious anecdotes in the excerpts—like Trump responding “Who’s that?” at a mention of John Boehner, the former House Speaker he for years publicly criticized—which seem like a stretch even for this administration.

Why would he squirm if it were Moore?

As he gently clasped Tina’s hand to conclude the event, Mike Pence felt a familiar stirring. This feeling was familiar and immediately started his heart racing. He called it The Beast. His hand lingered, his fingers remembering her touch as it withdrew, now hungering for more. Soon came a shock, a rush of blood, a…

The real disgrace here is that Megyn Kelly is making $20m for what she does.

Megan Kelley is making 20 million dollars?