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I dunno. Based on entertainment value and message, Trump definitely had more style points. Schumer just did something nice for someone. While her routine is definitely higher on the decency scale, it’s pretty low on artistry. I am not sure which way to vote, and so defer to the Russian judge.

I’m also quite fond of this one.

I can’t be the only one:

He and a small cadre of Republicans engineered a raid on the embassy in Benghazi and it went horribly wrong...

He realized his true calling is foraging for acorns and burying nuts.

Maybe he just realized that he was in love with Hillary Clinton the whole time, and he’s leaving office as a declaration of repentance and affection?

Let’s go with weird and sexual. Meet the mistress and the product of their affair...

The dam broke and he has to put all his time and effort into fixing it.

They let him in Bohemian Grove?

Anyone who says socialism and fascism are “two sides of the coin” isn’t worth listening to. It’s the dumbest hoary cliche in politics.

Could also be:

I would have gone with “why have children when you can have cake?” but that’s just how I roll. (Also, cake).

In his defense, he only said he had a full head of hair. He didn’t say he brought it with him.

Right?? It drives me insane when people treat the Founding Fathers like a holy cabal of ancient gods who handed down tablets from on high. No man (or group of men) is so wise that their words can’t be questioned, that they shouldn’t be challenged. These dudes had some great ideals of freedom but those ideals were

The point isn’t that she wouldn’t have been for intervention. Hell, she said she was. The point is that she wouldn’t have been a complete fucking hypocrit and totally unprepared to guide this.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Bingo. People want us to gloss over the racism of this, but we know better.

That would require democrats with a fucking spine who stood for something other than being a “palatable paleo-republican.”