Yeah, Thermopylae isn’t a shining example of success... But best not go pointing it out to the Jan Morgans of the world, or you might get shot.

And yet none of this is remotely surprising if one has seen a few of his films. (Which is why Kate Winslet’s recent comments about Allen are so disingenuous.)

Invalid: sour curry missing.

That film was miscast AF. Jude Law should have played Ripley; Damon should have played Dickie.

Not an Arkansas voter, but thought I’d edumacate myself. The lady’s a classicist! Μολὼν λαβέ indeed.

And here I thought Sarah Palin was the Sarah Palin with the crazy turned up to 11...

You might want to correct your post: in the book, the younger character is 17.

I wasn’t planning to donate to Ben Cardin’s campaign, but ...

Not so much “also”, but instead of, or as a palate cleanser, surely. But then again, the Soderbergs have actual talent. And aren’t potato-headed.

Damn, Island Records - is this how you do money laundering?

Why, thank you. The Moomin universe does have many advantages.

As it happens, I think she should change her agency. What’s the point of being with the WME if you get thrown under the bus for the agency’s other clients? In fact, her agent should consider jumping ship too.

I was better off not knowing this memoir existed, so I am going to go back to five minutes ago, and erase all memory of having read the excerpts. Truly, everyone is awful.

Because the producers’ business affairs team done messed up.

They should have recast Wahlberg’s role too. grumpycat.gif

I have so many reactions to this, but they are all mostly a spewing of unfiltered rage.

I only regret that I have but one star to give to this life-giving gif.

I assumed it was about Woody Allen, but I guess we’ll have to wait for the press tour for “A Rainy Day in New York.”

No, but you do get a PR fee. Seriously, why was this so hard for the actual PR people?! Did none of them think to prep their clients for this one evening?

Looks like Salt + the Americans, and significantly less than the sum of its parts. Hard pass.