mookiealexander
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mookiealexander

Wow, what a great point. I mean take LeBron. His best skill is probably his basketball IQ. But if you cut off his head, that’s still a pretty good basketball player for the few seconds until his body realizes there is no longer a head attached, right? Or Westbrook with his crazy burst and hops. Take off his legs,and

Also I want my Lakers to have a chance sometime this century, and that ain’t happening the way the West is stacked right now.

The season is really long and hard; a lot of guys feel shafted after humping it through a full season and their work is in vain. But it's pretty awesome if you're the last one finishing. I'm sure there's nothing like holding that bottle of bubbly in your hands in the locker room, popping off the top and showering it

He was always opposed to Facebook Live. To him, nothing compares 2 YouTube.

The good news is the fire safety standards over at FS1 must be great in order to house all those hot takes.

* - They also need to get rid of Katie Nolan, just so that there isn’t even a token rational thinker single non-asshole.

Does this mean Dan Le Batard is gonna take his place on First Take?

This one, though, scored when Syria’s keeper punched a corner kick straight into teammate Hamdi Al Masri’s face for the ball to ricochet back into their own net, had to hurt even worse than normal, physically as well as psychically

Take THAT Cosby!

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Pictured: Curry, in role reversal, shitting on people

Nine for his last 36? What’s the secret to his success?

The Steele Curtain

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Not surprised by some of the others that did make it.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

What does it say about Grigson that he continues to (badly) build the team around one person. Who, by the way, has yet to prove he’s the real deal.

The NFL needs it’s own version of DFACS, where they can step in and take away an endangered child (team) from an irresponsible parent (owner) and place said child (team) in the care of another.

Irsay was last to hear the news that Pagano is no longer a cancerous presence in the locker room.