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The finest looking bicycle kick I’ve ever seen.

This Vikings fan has won more titles than the actual Vikings team:

Glad that they managed to Bury the hatchet.

And really, what better team to lead the charge for bringing in new female NFL fans than the one who just drafted Jameis Winston and whose most famous defensive player is Warren Sapp?

Just some background on Dana’s Twitter tirades:

Actually amazing that no one got a “Fuck Jim Zorn” in there. Because before this RG3 circus, there was the Zorn era.

I’m just waiting for Cowherd to say a racial slur just ONE TIME. You know he’s itching to say it and maybe it’ll slip out by mistake. Same thing with Skip Bayless.

“Mexico got away with robbery.” - Donald Trump

What does this mean? The USA is built for friendlies. They beat Germany and Holland in friendlies (they’ve also gotten wrecked by Ireland) and have now lost twice to Jamaica in the past 3 years. When we take over FIFA, the 2018 World Cup will actually be the World Cup of Friendlies. Just hand the trophy over now.

High-level commenting here. Needs more +1s.

“Florida Man injures his hand in fireworks accident”

Feels like these two stories are definitely worth reading regarding Micronesian footballing history.

It means “bicycle kick”.

The more things change....

The Netherlands were the 3rd team in Canada’s group and they were KO’d in the round of 16. Only two of the teams in Canada’s group reached the quarterfinals.

Back story here - Cavani’s dad killed a motorcyclist in a drunk driving incident a few days ago, and now he gets sent off for this. He’s probably had better weeks.

Heh heh. 69.

That’s some brutal announcing, too. How does no one know that wasn’t a three-point play right away? Not the PBP guy, or the analyst, or anyone in the production truck telling them shit in the air?

From game 4 to game 6, the Cavaliers guards (Shumpert, JR, Delly, and Miller) shot a combined 24/93 from the floor and 16/64 from 3.