What a huge blunder to save that weak bicycle kick and then promptly flip it into your own net.

Valuable contribution.

I mean, the alternative was that the free kick hits one of the German players and we hear Stephen A’s thoughts on video evidence of a woman being stuck.

Turns out the WTC collapse was just an exaggerated flop by Vlade Divac.

US Men’s Soccer is definitely sportin’ serious Wood out there.

Oh. I got my American Pharoahs mixed up.

You know, I thought there was something timely about me reaching into my closet to get the broom.

If only he’d actually done this in the World Cup last year....

On the plus side for Ryan, he Double Checked the entire Packers sideline after throwing a touchdown pass, which beats the shit out of conquering an obstacle course.

Just a yard or so short. Not for the first time with the Seahawks.

You will. It’ll be a special exhibition series of LeBron and JR Smith against the entire Warriors team with Dellavedova appearing out of nowhere to whack at the knees of as many Warriors players as possible.

Please cancel the rest of this series and award the Warriors the Larry O’Brien trophy tomorrow night.

Not that Delly isn’t dirty, but Horford started it all by hooking the shit out of Dellavedova’s arm (not quite to the Olynyk-Love level) and dragging him to the floor. That should’ve been a foul called right there and then.

That’s a big Dong KO. Dong is still a bit stiff out there but we’ll see soon enough what happens when Dong starts to take some blows. Someone is eventually going to get their hands on Dong and give Dong the beating of a lifetime.

I’ve not read the article yet, but Patrick ... Wyman? This name rings a bell. Feels like I’ve heard his voice on 27 different MMA podcasts and maybe worked with him at Bloody Elbow. Maybe I’m thinking of another Patrick.

To be fair, Bishop has been letting in all sorts of weird goals in an otherwise stellar postseason.

heh heh. Comely.

I generally can’t stand Jemele Hill but her reaction off-screen sounds priceless.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

The FIFA U-20 Men’s World Cup in Canada back in 2007 also had artificial turf, including the final in Toronto.