...So basically this means Sarkisian will be the next head coach of the Seattle Seahawks?

Howard Hughes has been judging UFC events since 2009, and all of them are in countries where they've self-regulated before. Just this year he did 6 events, including the one he was yanked from.

This is not enough insightful reporting to me. I need to know which dicks Michael Sam has and has not touched, sucked, fondled, or inserted anally and I, a heterosexual male, need to know these things in lurid, highly descriptive detail. I demand to know his showering habits and what type of soap he uses. These are…

So not one fellow Seahawks fan in this list brought up the Brian Russell Era? Or did everyone just choose to erase it from their memories?

Penn State shouldn't have reason to worry. They do know how to play with their backs turned to a humongous problem.

She really made matters worse when she added "I think this is the time when extra enforcement is needed - Send in the German Shepherds!"

I must say, the NFL really did a poor job in booking Kansas City against Valdosta State and the Sheboygan Pop Warner team. Luckily they're playing real NFL teams this year so they'll be shitty again once more.

Turf sucks and all that jazz, but the 2007 men's FIFA U-20 World Cup was also held in Canada, and artificial turf was used for almost half of the 52 scheduled games that year. And it came at a time when BMO Field in Toronto used turf and not natural grass.

This is the 2nd worst idea that CBS Sports has come up with. Their first is having Phil Simms talk for 3 hours on a weekly basis.

"The Biggest Loser" is interchangeable with "Detroit Lions starting QB" to begin with......

I can't totally prove this, but Bill Barnwell blocked me right around the time I called him out for calling Matt Forte "oft-injured" (September or so of 2013). I'd slowly started my dislike after his repeated bullshit usage of sample size, and two days after the Forte tweet I was blocked (because I couldn't RT him).

Initially read this headline as "What about the masturbation of Peter King?"

Any word on when Joey Crawford will come out as an asshole?

These stats don't measure heart, playing the game the right way, determination, leadership, and grit, do they?

This is the only holdout I'm aware of regarding Marshawn Lynch.

Did you ice down your keyboard after such a FIERY hot take?

Reposting this from another comments section...

You want to know what ESPN's problem is regarding their attitude towards women? Maybe it's their gigantic history of being shitty towards women.

You can tell that he plays the game the right way.

At least First Take took a break from race-baiting to set their target on OTHER hot topics they can release their ill-informed fountain of bullshit.