"Terrifyingly long"

The prank itself isn't really funny. What makes it amazing is that this woman seriously carried on with the conversation as if she was just blatantly not listening to what was being said.

Her name is really Krystal Ball? Which movie was she in?

Brazil's 2014 World Cup campaign is basically similar to that of Russia's 2014 Olympics men's hockey campaign - They're not nearly as good as they think they still are.

What tips me off is the sped up drop of the ball after his shoulder touches it. There's a slight change of direction when it happens.

My untrained eyes say that the ball hit Vlaar's shoulder.

Phoenix is really pushing hard to become the first team in NBA history to start 5 point guards.

Can a championship window be closed when it never even officially opened?

Is this the first time in history that someone has left Cleveland and is excited to be back?

Tracy McCool definitely sounds like Tracy McGrady's DJ name.

So LeBron really is content on stopping at two championships.

LeBron doesn't have shit on John Salley. That guy could play, and he won practically everywhere he went.

I mean, the guy has a point. Brian Shaw clearly is one of the best to ever play the game.

"Just Sprinkle some crack on him and let's go, Officer."

Americans like to support the best product in any sport, which is why they watch the Premier League and not MLS. You can argue the merits about Premier League compared to Bundesliga or La Liga, but that's the reality. And MLS ain't going to do shit when the meat of their season falls right into the NFL/college…

Well for MLS to improve, the crux of its league can't be European-based players signing up just or well past their prime. It all starts from creating an academy system (college soccer is a joke) and developing young talent as well as they can.

This will totally put to bed the idea that soccer in America is perceived as a white sport discussed by white people who know nothing about the sport.

Well, the Greeks ARE used to last-minute bailouts.....

"ESPN left stunned that people aren't at their TVs at 12 PM ET/11 AM CT/10 AM MT/9 AM PT on a work day"

Oh please. That's not even his biggest disaster.