Look, I know Uruguay are a bit of a dirty team, but to suggest fireworks?! That's a bit much.

I assume "Michael Bradley not playing poorly" is factored into this equation...

They have? Can't recall Germany struggling with a full-strength Portugal at all.....

....You realize that the USA would want to win their group, right? They'd likely avoid Belgium and play either Russia or South Korea. They wouldn't rest their starters. A loss vs. Germany and the USA would finish 2nd.

Fox really did a superb job of making sure that they steal away viewers from ESPN in the key young male demographic by broadcasting this dumbass on their struggling new sports channel.

Not sure if I'm down with sending the world to Columbus, Ohio.

Fixed the link so that it's the article and not the image, but doing NSFW would've spoiled everyone's recollection.

This was what US Airways tweeted out in response to Delta's amateurish error.

What? That's exactly what he's been doing.

Well he has reason to pout ... the rest of the team looked like the 2007 Cavs.

"NBA gods deny Greg Oden and Tracy McGrady championships in back-to-back years"

If you root for the Miami Heat, you're probably a terrorist.

I can't be the only one who finds it hilarious that the Brazilian broadcast has an accompanying theme song to their goals.

The Thunder's "put Derek Fisher on Tim Duncan" defensive strategy evidently didn't pan out like Scott Brooks probably thought it would.

RT @Patriots Odin Lloyd deeply regrets his involvement in the Aaron Hernandez incident.

That doesn't mean he should be driving the offense more than actual forwards, because that's become a significant part of Montreal's chance creating.

If Montreal needs to rely so much on Subban to generate offense and aggressively gain the zone then this series is already over and there won't be a game 5. The Rangers are sucking the life out of them and they've prevented Subban from getting a point. I know Subban is a defenseman and it shouldn't be his job to be…

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"Serge in genital"

I for one was disgusted by this act.