It only makes sense when you consider all of his arguments are invalid.

My reading comprehension isn't so good, but did Levine just say that Michael Jordan is dead?

If you were looking at a Checks/Czechs pun there I've already +1'd you. If you weren't ... well I still +1'd you so....

Emrick could say "THEY SCORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on a 86-60 basketball blowout and it'd still be amazing.

I can't be the only one who notices ESPN's bottom line telling me that there's a tight game between Syracuse and Pittsburgh airing on ESPN. In essence, the bottom line is telling me to watch the game I'm already watching.

Jesus. This sport is NSFW. I can't let my boss hear women repeatedly yelling "HARD" in such a demanding tone.

I've had my share of "shuttlecock got caught in the tree" stories before.....

But it does keep up the Cleveland Browns tradition of having no Lombardis in their organization.

And on the 8th day, God looked down on the laughable excuse for an NFL franchise and said, "Let's try a new caretaker."

Thank goodness she recognized it in time or else NBC would've had to edit out the Graf-ic footage.

It was either that or Green Eggs and Sam.

I would go berserk too. Jenny Jones' career had seemingly died down after her talk show got canceled, but now she's defected to the UK and won a bronze medal. Talk about a stunning revival.

That's the most robotic acting Bear I've seen since Lovie Smith.

"Lakers beat Cavs, who have only 1 eligible NBA player"

Considering the sub-standard quality of Thursday Night Football, Jim Nantz and Phil Simms is the perfect announcing duo when you think about it.

No it couldn't have been the LA Rams. No way would Roger Craig play for them.

Dr. David made a real mess of it when he boldly predicted that Gronkowski and Hernandez would have a field day against the 49ers defense.

"Are you FUCKING kidding me?" - Joe Buck's inner thoughts after Troy Aikman mangles the English language analyzing a 5 yard slant pattern.

Here's a similar month-by-month chart featuring depression levels of Houston Texans fans.

Sherman did not have a pick 6 last year vs. SF. He returned a blocked FG for a touchdown and had an interception in the endzone for a touchback.