"Rick Reilly said some stupid things"

I called in asking about the definition of a forward pass and it redirected me to Phil Simms' private landline.

This is the worst idea since Tide rolled out its Najeh Davenport Laundry Detergent.

That's a different "short" debate altogether.

I have my doubts. The bus would be parked 5 miles short of the closest stadium parking lot.

I don't see what the big deal is. With proper directions to Metlife Stadium and quality driving skills I definitely believe Tim Tebow could lead them to the general area of a Super Bowl.

"That's Just Anally Bi" is the Cinemax spinoff of That's So Raven I gather?

I'm not an expert on law, but I do believe that this means Winslow was involved in an attempted carjacking.

I haven't had to deal with Asian Crap since that one time I went to PF Chang's.

Le Batard knows he screwed up and screwed up badly. You can be repeatedly accused of child molestation and still be on the committee, but you do NOT give your vote to peasants. For shame, Dan. For shame.

One of the wackiest field goals I've seen all year. How often do you see a kick hit the upright 9 times before bouncing out of play?

PICTURED: Skip Bayless' reaction.

The same rings true for the 3-16s.

Cruel twist of fate for the Colorado State assistant coach, because CSU is getting Rammed up the ass and it's not even halftime yet.

Meh that's tame. It's not like he said "sucks".

You gotta love the commentator saying "Well played Fulham, back in the game" as if Fulham completely planned that entire sequence of events.

Misery Loves Kompany.

So he's not in Kansas anymore?

You should've seen McCown's dismayed reaction when he discovered what the stewardesses were really doing in the "Cock Pit."

Haven't watched the video yet but it's my prior understanding that Florence Henderson is a FREAK in the prison cell bunk.