She was going to post "BJ Competition PS: Don't have herpes"

go on...

Ive never seen a better metaphor for the relationship between Knex and Lego. Cuz I mean lets face it, no one will turn down a handjob but even while its happening you are painfully aware its not what you really want. Just like Knex.

Bravely Default's music is great. But the YS I&II soundtrack is still the ridiculous guitar video game music I bow down to.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

MHMM dat ass !

well there is not a lot of birds in major cities in china. (people catch and eat them)

Nah, but in the video someone tried to tie it to Grand Theft Auto... despite that game was not on the hitlist...

I like your asshole nice and tight, too.

I see Hiro is alive and well.

i dont see anyone groping...

Man there's so much history behind the Bearlin Wall.

The Berlin Wall.

Don't they mean the BEARlin wall...

Shinjuku Station in Tokyo is the busiest train station in the world. And this video brings it to life with haunting beauty.

Here's some advice from a guy who's in a great long-term relationship with a girl he met via online dating. I'm also a gamer and a massive (I do mean MASSIVE) Star Trek nerd, so I think some of this stuff will apply to the more classically geek among you. (Trek aside I'm more Deadspin than Kotaku, but that's another…

Or backdoor, if she's into that.

I heard that they have Kit Kat parties where people throw Kit Kats at each other. It's potentially dangerous because being hit in the eye with a Kit Kat can be quite painful. So in order to take part you have to sign a wafer...

Exactly...how can you write an entire article, and even go there yourself, only to say 'oh by the way I didn't try any'...unacceptable!!!

Such as directly to the forehead