Jeopardy is literally a game show about random trivia nerds winning money. It's almost like Alex Trebek is just kind of a dick!

I like that the shotgun pump animation just brings Tim Allen closer to the screen and makes him do a little dance.

Filing the suit against Fox definitely gives them more attention, and probably a higher potential payout if successful. Also, it's entirely possible that the production company was the one that urged the prison lockdown, although I'm guessing both the producers and the prison management are probably equally at fault…

When the article referred to him as NBC's Billy Bush, I did a double-take to see if this was the same Billy Bush, apparently being mistaken for a journalist.

When the Zora send their people over the border, they're not sending their best. They're sending drug dealers, and rapists. And some, I assume, are good fishpeople.

Okay, then I was just being dumb. I do remember that.

When I got to that point, it was a great reveal, because I didn't recognize the creature, but the name sure made it sound like it was a dinosaur. So then I just had Wikipedia open, looking up the names of all the creatures in that area.

And now that we are robbed of it, that boring story is the only thing we care about.

What are they going to do, double execute me?

No, because he was an accomplice in those.

Let's start a standup comedy routine that exclusively performs at executions.

My dad has always told me that my last meal should be soup eaten with a fork, to make it last as long as possible. Not sure why he was so insistent that I was going to be executed by the state.

"We're not the DEA. We don't care what kind of business you've been running. We just want to know who killed that little girl."

You still can't even really compare 18th century slavery in America to indentured servitude, because there are more differences than similarities, like the promise of freedom for servants.

My understanding of how the pyramids were built was that the Egyptian citizens were conscripted to build them essentially as a service to their Pharaoh. The workers were actually extraordinarily well fed, such as that they were given meat they might never otherwise have access to. And while the labor was grueling and…

Yeah, I don't doubt it. But that's the price you pay for the miracle of child rearing.

Well then it's a lucky coincidence you'll never have the time to actually go see it in theaters.

Probably not as good as The Last of the Mohicans.

Sia looks like a Dark Souls enemy. She probably would pretend to be a mannequin or a statue until you got really close, then she would scream and a bunch of spiders would come attack you.

Yeah, all the voice acting has taken a noticeable dip in quality too, which sucks because even the occasional well written line pretty much falls flat.