There's no art to that though. A Jesus Race requires real strategy, knowledge of the system you're meandering through

People in school used to have Jesus Races on Wikipedia, where you and at least one other person on a computer hit random article, and the first person to get to the article on Jesus Christ, only by clicking links, was the winner.

I would always try and pull with my hitters, and found it much harder to do with lefties. I'm right handed, and it could be a problem with my brain. A long time ago, I played a baseball game on the Gameboy Advance, and I had the same problem where righties consistently hit more home runs than lefties. I haven't played…

I played a shit ton of that when it came out, and I still played sports games. Am I completely insane, or is way more difficult to hit homeruns with left handed hitters in that game? I just remember righties hitting homeruns all the time, but I could never get someone like David Ortiz to hit a homerun.

Well met!

I recently found an Andrew Johnson, presidential $1 gold coin from a change machine, among Ulysses Grant, Sachagawea, John Quincy Adams coins, and was amazed they even included Johnson. Then I read up on the coin itself, and apparently they are making one for every single president, rain or shine.

Why do you think Buchanan was the worst? Worse than Andrew Johnson?

And was the US invaded last year? Check and mate.

In the Witcher 2, you could upgrade your dodge roll to cover more distance, so you could use that to roll around the world at twice the speed.

Red Dead was also great for just strolling along through a town, because you can press the reload button when your gun is full of ammo and you'll say a little greeting to people you walk by.

We are all bad people.

Man, I didn't get this one at first. But then…..

Overall I thought it was a very good and tasteful museum, just the merchandising was really stupid.

Yeah, but even using the restrooms in the Holocaust Museum seems kind of disrespectful. Then again, this is a museum that sells coffee mugs and thermoses that say "Never Again" on them.

Where are the leaders of the Pokemon community in these trying times?

Blonde haired guy who's not Brian Kilmeade.

He'll be kicking himself in a few years for passing up the role.

Ewwww, make it stop!

I want Brian Cox from Red Eye to replace my dad.

And now that I think about it, they already covered the themes of the serial killer plotline with Hamsterdam previously. A very well meaning policeman bends the rules with good intentions because he thinks the systems in place are broken, and he actually is successful for a time until the brass discovers his scheme.…