I put like 40 points into faith in DS2, and I can cast 2 weak lightning spells, it does kind of suck.

This guy was wearing chainmail, which none of the giants in DS2 thought to wear. Also, the giants are all supposed to be dead, because the first boss in DS2 is "The Last Giant."

A copy machine, maybe.

It has an impressive sounding cast, but none of the actors they got did a very good job, except maybe Michael Madsen. Lena Heady was in there too.

My mom isn't the same fast food restaurant she was 30 years ago, it's true.

As a frequent fast food customer, and dare I say aficionado, Burger King is consistently the most depressing fast food restaurant to be inside of.

It seems like if you have even the self awareness to ask yourself that question, then Entourage is not for you.

Mark Wahlberg would have prevented global nuclear annihilation if he were there.

You're right, it's not an unreasonable thing to have said in 2004, but in hindsight, it is hilariously wrong. I remember even wanting it to be true back then, because I hated Apple, and for some reason liked Microsoft.

There's a throwaway joke in America the Book, which is from 2004, about how the iPod was the tiny device that would prolong the existence of Apple for a few more years before being consumed by Microsoft. I don't know why I remember that so vividly, but same kind of miscalculation.

So I've been the playing the game….a lot this weekend, and I'm past Blighttown now. It definitely was bad on performance, but I think the New Londo Ruins were the worst. Blighttown was like a consistent 20 fps, New Londo was a relatively smooth experience, but occasionally 2-3 seconds of freezing. I turned off the FPS…

This new Jurassic Park movie is gonna be awesome!

I'm using DSfix, and the framerate still hovers around 20-25 most of the time. My computer is pretty beefy, so I doubt that's the problem either. I did beat Capra Demon this morning, which was pretty nice. I mostly just buffed my weapon up really high, in lieu of actually getting better.

I just started Dark Souls last night for the first time, and even though it runs like shit on my pc for some reason, and the control scheme is really stupid, I am really liking it so far. I've gotten up to the Capra Demon, who is my first brick wall. The first 5 times I went into the room, I died almost instantly, so…

It's kind of ridiculous how technically buggy they are, considering how straightforward and linear the games are.

If you look at how fucking stupid the Battlefield singleplayer campaigns are, it's actually not such a bad decision. This had bot matches in it, so its not just online multiplayer.

There's supposed to be offline bot matches in this one, which is something at least. I had a lot of fun in Battlefront 1 playing splitscreen with a friend, while the rest of the soldiers were bots.

I can't believe that all the lame old administrators are the ones who love Kanye, and all the college students seem to hate him. This story is messed up.

This man's never ogled a woman in his life!

Damn, damn, damn!