@tomsomething: Yeah kinda sounds like those stupid "dont buy gas on this day!" chain letters that were floating around when gas was averaging $4+ a gallon. As if that really disrupted anything for gas companys.

lol i like that his description of how he got to the flying glitch was fairly close to Douglas Adams description of how to do it. no so much trying to fly but more unintentionally missing the ground.

@-MasterDex-: wasn't even his child, I'm betting he doesn't last long in prison before someone in prison with a little girl on the outside gets ahold of him.

@Goldwings: Well, Really the game or system in question is pretty much invalid to the story. Whether the monster in question was playing Wow, Halo or Call of Duty doesn't affect the fact that he brutally murdered a little girl

I get it, it's evil week, and this is pretty crafty. But if you want a sure fire way to get kicked in the teeth, get caught using this thing.

@rashad123us: no, just a tiny human.

whatever happened to the X-45? I thought it could do all this sans cockpit

@PossibleCabbage: I agree, China would be a much more likely

Then again, if you could time travel. Once your cover got blown for using a modern device, you could just go back even further and influence the design of a then popular device to cover your ass. Not likely, completely absurd really. Just playing devils advocate for a moment.

@cmd+shift+delete: glad somebody got a kick out it.

HOO MOTHERFUCKER! Space owl comes to fuck up your shit!

Why does this movie need a sequel? let alone two? Aliens won, Humans left. Protagonist gets blue alien poon. End of story.

@DaveExile: Might be cool if they could make a dual slide out, like if you could slide out a keyboard when you needed it then slide it in and slide out the gaming panel.

Bring on the robot hookers!

@kaffeen: Yeah because American college students learning to create robotics systems is obviously useless shit right?

As a 4th gen owner, this makes me feel dirty.

@Bluecold: Agreed

@BaconCat: You have wayyy too much time on your hands, clever though :3

If your looking for the forerunners, thats a good place to start.

Im hoping the U.S, and by U.S I mean washington and our national corperations will take this (if true) as an eye opener to the risks trying to operate solely on a global economy.