+95 stars

My brother recently claimed, with a straight face, that Irving was

a) the best point guard in the NBA
b) markedly better than Steph Curry, who my brother described as “a pretty good guard who is overrated because his team is so good.”

I will be e-mailing him this post every hour on the hour for the next week, and…

It’s gonna take oolong time to get over that day.

“A system that gives lesser amounts to the people who already have tons of money..........What a travesty.”

Let me get that plate tho.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

The mental disconnect is unreal. When fucking Ted Cruz and his cronies shut down the government a few years ago, my cousin (who lives in his district and loooooves him) ranted on FB about how this was all very necessary to stop Obamacare, which would be the DEATH of us all. Four days later, public opinion has firmly…

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

Irregardless, she's makin her damn point (or the counter-point).

Yes, you should enjoy your situation without ever assuming that what you are experiencing will last forever. Or even until next week. In other words, be grateful without being naive.