Jessica Biel says she "definitely" wants to make babies with Justin Timberlake.

Haven't you ever heard of the Black Forest region? Did you think the name was just a coincidence? HMMMMMMM?

I love the SHIT out of that album. I admit, I was skeptical when I got it, but "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" is amaaaaaaaaazing.

I'd like to bring Krampus back into action. That bad-ass answer to crappy fat santa is my kind of party. I'm going to be the worst parent.

I'm with Miley. I don't want a man to wear jean on jean on jean in public for me but, like the way God got Abraham to nearly kill his son Isaac to prove his devotion, I want him to put it on and walk towards the door. I'll stop him just before he walks out, of course. I don't want that being seen in public.

Ex husband? Is that you?

I've tried telling this to every man who wanted me to sleep naked to him...but but my vagina leaks!

Oh man, I have a similar story:

Hey. You are awesome. I just thought you should know.

Being latin, we don't have thanksgiving, but in one Noche de Reyes some unknow great uncle went to visit... When everyone was drunk enough to not pay atention he takes out a revolver and teach us how to point and load it. I was 10. When my mother noticed, she yelled and nag everyone to sobriety.

Nickleback videos. HAHAHAHAHAHA that's awesome.

Agreed; what she wrote is positively benign compared with the vast majority of shit I see on there. Perhaps it's just her high degree of visibility, based on her notoriety, that compelled them to move on her? I also totally don't get it.

You took the words right out of my mouth! She's definitely obnoxious, but those guys were straight up breaking the law, hurting women, and bragging about it!!! WTF?

Yeah I'm curious about that too. I reported a page once called something like "1-800-slap-a-ho" and Facebook said it didn't violate their terms (is that not advocating violence against women?). I find it odd that somehow fat shaming does.

What this lady did sucks, but I'm kinda annoyed that she got banned faster than the Roastbusters did.

After a recent rant about how there is "unrelenting support" for people who are "borderline obese," she's been banned from Facebook. But she is not sorry for fat-shaming, no sir.

I"m sure I'm a bad bad person (and there will several grey's lined up to agree with that assessment), but I think this is fucking hilarious. Cheating and abuse are my line in the sand moments - I will NEVER judge a woman (or man) for kicking their spouse to the curb for either of those things. Put me down as "Team…

Finally! I'll be able to get the sexy lips I've always wanted!

When that person is digging up your daughter's corpse (almost literally) to do it and posting it over the news... I'm giving her a pass here. Open letter appropriateness sustained in the courtroom of LaComtesse.

The Beastie Boys will not only not ever perform that song, but they also won't allow it to be released in compilations or greatest hits.