omg EXACTLY. I'm a nice person who is VERY conscientious about work. I'm also sometimes abrasive, sometimes blunt, and I don't suffer fools lightly. I admittedly made mistakes early on in how I handled things with my assistant who was not competent in her job. She ended up leaving on her own, but for the past two…

Just had nearly the same thing happen, only I got fired (on September 11!) and my boss is still there. Sucks, but I'm trying hard to come out from under all the bad feelings that piled up over the three years I was there and focus on positive things for the future.

Ain't that the truth. Later that night, he was sleeping on the couch and his sister was up watching tv. He started moaning in his sleep so she woke up up and he immediately started acting like he was going to puke again. She thrust a bowl at him and told him to get to the bathroom. He takes the bowl, runs to the…

The Color Purple, and Roadhouse!

Earlier this week, my 13 year old threw up from the top bunk down onto the floor, where it splattered everywhere. It got on both beds, and also the top of his brother's dresser. Plus down in the two dresser drawers that were hanging open. It was a nightmare.

My boyfriend has always acted like I'm crazy for insisting on covering the webcam on the laptop, and the one on the desktop I turn to face the wall when it's not in use. I can't wait to show him this and say, "See? SEE!!?!?!" #sweetvindication

There's a difference between wantonly harsh and harshly accurate. Lindy was definitely the latter. The phrase that comes to mind is "if the shoe fits...."

That's the most perfect description. This comment thread is now closed.

Seconded. The most well-endowed guy I ever dated wouldn't even let me *touch* his dick at first because he was nervous that I'd get scared and back out! He too was a foreplay God, however, so no worries there. :-)

Age: 15 (and a half!)

anyway, i hope you become less sheltered & judgmental and more carefree as you age.

That first one is the best gif ever, hands down, end of story, I refuse to discuss the matter any further. Full stop.

My boyfriend and I are both 42 and we both agree that the sex is better than at any other time in our lives. There's a comfort with our bodies and a knowledge gained from all those years of fumbling. Also, frequency is no issue at all....we often have sex multiple times a day when things like work don't get in the…

For a communications director, he sure says 'like' a lot.

Golden

There you go being all eloquent again. Meanwhile, I'm over here all "Right on!"

Well done! You said that so much more eloquently than my garbled rage-speak.

I'm just a lowly grey who mostly lurks, but eff 'em. I thought it was funny!

THANK YOU for calling it "strangling" instead of "choking." I realize that to many, it seems like a minor distinction, but it's important!

As someone who teaches sexual assault prevention programs for a living, let me just say that being female in and of itself does not ensure a positive attitude towards these issues. I've had as many girls as boys espouse victim-blaming attitudes and beliefs; it's embedded and ingrained in our culture to an extent that…