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Seconded. The most well-endowed guy I ever dated wouldn't even let me *touch* his dick at first because he was nervous that I'd get scared and back out! He too was a foreplay God, however, so no worries there. :-)

Age: 15 (and a half!)

anyway, i hope you become less sheltered & judgmental and more carefree as you age.

That first one is the best gif ever, hands down, end of story, I refuse to discuss the matter any further. Full stop.

My boyfriend and I are both 42 and we both agree that the sex is better than at any other time in our lives. There's a comfort with our bodies and a knowledge gained from all those years of fumbling. Also, frequency is no issue at all....we often have sex multiple times a day when things like work don't get in the…

For a communications director, he sure says 'like' a lot.

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There you go being all eloquent again. Meanwhile, I'm over here all "Right on!"

Well done! You said that so much more eloquently than my garbled rage-speak.

I'm just a lowly grey who mostly lurks, but eff 'em. I thought it was funny!

THANK YOU for calling it "strangling" instead of "choking." I realize that to many, it seems like a minor distinction, but it's important!

As someone who teaches sexual assault prevention programs for a living, let me just say that being female in and of itself does not ensure a positive attitude towards these issues. I've had as many girls as boys espouse victim-blaming attitudes and beliefs; it's embedded and ingrained in our culture to an extent that…

Your sentiment was clear anyway.

It is really rude, but I have to say, that joint is excruciating every year lol. I love my kid and all, but the band is always like the Halloween Town band in the Nightmare Before Christmas trying to play carols. This year they played "Rainbow Connection" and I couldn't even hum along (!!!)

Twice a year we have to sit through the Middle School Band and Chorus Concert. There's 5th grade band screeching their way through two or three songs, then 6th grade band, which is marginally better. Maybe 3 songs from them. Now let's bring the 5th grade back to have one song from both bands. Interlude: The high…

Good luck!

Luckily, the worst that ever happened to me from hiding in a leaf pile was rolling in some dog shit.

We live near Camp David, and then there's also this place called Site R a mile away that's a fucking UNDERGROUND PENTAGON INSIDE A MOUNTAIN (!!!!) so military choppers like to fly nice and low. Me no likey. :-/

Understood, it sounds like you have good reasons to be concerned. When I posted my original comment, I hadn't read the rest of the details, so what works for me isn't really applicable to your situation. Hope things even out for you guys....sounds very stressful for you too!