@Scoldy Lox: WIN!! I just watched this movie last weekend and I couldn't stop cackling at this guy

Wonder if he'd get all verklempt when he did it, like when he sings that song at the end of the telethon every year.

@boxspelunker: Parent of 2 ten year old boys. They do indeed get stiffys. The less inhibited of the two has come to me in alarm that his "peeper is hard and it won't lie down!" :-/

Armisen sounds like my ex-husband. His first wife was 3 years younger. I was 14 years younger. The girl he's dating now? 23 years younger. I guess since my ex can't afford a sports car...?

@gold lion: Thanks so much. I'm much better these days. Definitely the worst thing I've ever been through, and the hardest part has been coming to terms with the fact that I'll never have any real answers about "why." But I'm getting there. And cheesy or not, I'll take it. :-)

@vamusical: My boyfriend committed suicide last October 29th. I couldn't bring myself to change the sheets on our bed until late December. I tried in November and had a panic attack when I removed one corner, so I left them on.

@HidingInCanada: Hearted.

Right on. ;-)

@Sazelus: Yes, it's horribly sad for the boy. He seems to be doing well, but I am heartbroken for him that his mother shows little interest. I could tell stories that would curl people's hair. Apparently when boyfriend and ex were breaking up, ex actually went to son and said "You have to decide who you want to…

@Sazelus: My boyfriend met his soon-to-be-ex-wife through some music site and she's from England. (She lived there at the time they met.) Aside from the normal hassles of visas, etc, now that they're getting divorced, there are a ton of issues regarding custody of their son. Ex is back in England, son is living…

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: That you and I could be best friends. :-)

@Lou: Right on. Last summer, I was growing my hair out partly because I wanted to but mostly because my guy at the time wanted me to. In the fall, we had a horrendous breakup. The next day...chop! Maybe shorter than this. LOVED it.

@moodyonceamonth: Um..oops. I was going to say that I had a similar situation...only reverse. He cried on MY shirt, at the end of our third date. We were sitting and talking and I was sure something was going to happen. It did....just not the good kind of something. He was drunk and started talking about his…

@RaisinGirl.OfficeGirl is hours behind you:

@m.libraryscientist: Ha! I totally thought of the same thing!

@evility: Preach it.

@ardentlilac: She was the best bright spot in "Role Models" too. HILARIOUS.

@have.at.it: OK, but morning glory and cooter are still okay, right?

@teledingo: Hearted.

The Sharon Stone bit (no pun intended) has me irrationally angry. First, I don't care that she showed off her morning glory in the film. But shit, how long ago was that? And why would she say now she considered trying to stop the release of the movie?? Who cares at this point, first of all, and secondly, I…