The GBI weren’t going to do anything until the case was handed to them, because they aren’t allowed to do anything until the case is handed to them. They’re only allowed to step in on a case where the local cops hold jurisdiction if they’re specifically asked to do so.

Yes he does. He participated in a lynching and needs to go down for it.

Bryan Williams.  Their buddy. He was going to stop Ahmad in case he tried to turn around.  He needs to be arrested too.

Ahmaud Arbery was lynched by Gregory and Travis McMichael. Who shot the video?

We have waaaay too many dumb motherfuckers who watch waaaay too much American TV.

What?

Thanks. We’re rooting for you too.

I’m American and I’m fucking elated. Way to go, Canada.

Meanwhile, Over at Ellen...

Trevor Noah is a better American than any of the MAGAts whose only accomplishment in life was being born here. Dude understands the ideals America was supposed to be founded on, not the white supremacist “me first” bullshit Trump and his sycophants constantly whine about. All these assholes are demanding people risk…

To be closer to the source material, obviously. Why read The Two Gentlemen of Verona in China when you can study it in the US and visit beautiful Verona, Wisconsin, and really experience the setting firsthand? Or if you really want to know what’s rotten in the state of Denmark, you can just take a quick trip to…

Didn’t you know Shakespeare was born in Peoria-upon-Avon?

Depending on the student’s level and interests, the student may need to use the Folger Shakespeare Library in Washington, DC. An undergrad would not need to do this, but a PhD student might.

Honestly fine with his base taking his advice.

Except Melania’s parents, of course 

From that same Wiki page, this part, which is so, so funny:

Not only would they ask for a decent wage, they’d leave if they felt that they weren’t treated right

And PAY those people? *clutch pearls*

But they would be less afraid to call her out or contact a lawyer when she does something shady!

Well Ainsley, there seem to be plenty of American college students/newly laid off people around that might like the opportunity to raise your kids for you.