@Jones Foyer: Since when is New Hampshire considered the "mid-west"?

#nightmarefuel

@acidrain69: Or real chemicals, even.

@Curves: But Spam is already packaged in a can. Just throwing in a bun wouldn't make it any more poisonous (or palatable), would it?

@JohnDeere: Don't forget 'Hamster in a Can'. (That's Richard Gere's favorite.)

Is someone there going to eat some sort of ridiculously-giant snack food item over this keyboard or what?

That read like aviation erotica.

@WeeBo: Nice friend. Do you also drink all his liquor while anally raping his mother?