This story about a Fisker made me want a Volvo. 

I wonder if they are willing to change from WGA-E representation to UAW representation.

I’d be real fucking interested to see the distribution on that given the 3 tier pay scale at the Big 3 in Detroit that caps people out at $29 an hour. 

(Jalopnik is proudly a union shop; we and our sister sites are represented by the Writers Guild of America East.)

I just showed this article to the 20 something year old software engineer who works for me and he asked who Charlie Brown and Snoopy were.

How do you think I practiced for this...

You moved out west to be with your auntie and uncle?

I for one, love space savers here in Boston. I have parking so I never use one, but many people use milk crates. I love milk crates, they are so great for storage and its hard to find the old-school robust ones anymore... Except in Boston! I scooped up 3 milk crates left in the street like garbage last winter!

Lived there three years, never going back.

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

Get the car wrapped in neon orange. Never de-escalate.

I doubt it’s because the person hates the color orange. The angry person is someone who lives on the street and can’t find parking. He probably saw Korey walk around the corner one time, and now the car is easy to spot.

lol...but seriously let’s not suggest that people call the police for dumb shit, because people WILL call the police for dumb shit.

Is engineering not science?

No, it’s the NYPD and DOT’s fault for not warning people in advance.

Curt,

You do realize it’s the 75th anniversary of D-day right? That’s what all of this content is about. While that accident is certainly a tragedy, there simply isnt a more appropriate time for these stories and coincidence should not equal causation 

I agree with you on almost every single one, but I will die on Nicolas Cage hill....

I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.