Oh Elise it doesn’t matter what you do
I know I’ll never really get inside of you
To make your eyes catch fire
The way they should
The way the blue could pull me in
If they only would, if they only would
At least I’d lose this sense of sensing something else

Fun! Here’s mine:

Obviously

Oh.. great cars... got it.

That’s how all trucks used to drive, like a truck.

Clearly there must be something like Rule 34, but for cars.

1984 me (on the left) would’ve loved this.

That’s not how this works.

Police vehicles ought to be speed limited to the posted limit.

I didn’t know WTF you were on about until I looked at it and saw Ki-aSoul.

Surly, with the fringe on top, the Kia Soul will provide it’s buyer minutes of new car bliss, until someone, perhaps a stranger speaks the words that will make every payment in the book a bitter pill. “key, asshole”, and the owner to be, will remember the smug seller and imagine the even more smug bank, and try not to…

That was very good

Boyfriends will get you in trouble, every time. Or at least keep you from getting off with just a warning.

Headline: Older gen E350 4matic now available with Chrysler V6 and neo-retro muscle car styling.