He owes a grip to the Russians allegedly he has to do something because he’s going to have to face charges in NY state and he still has those rape charges pending.  

His ‘hairdressing needs’ are just so much more convoluted than highlights and a blow dry. It extends past weaves and extensions into a mysterious place of complicated engineering. Whoever constructs his hair is probably more valuable to him than anybody in government or on his staff.

I understand how it sounds like a conspiracy theory. But do you honestly think Trump had ever heard about TikTok until he got Intel about Tulsa? 99& of people over a certain age (younger than him) had (still have?) no idea what it is, even if they have heard the name and have a vague notion it's something "the kids"…

Parscale...

In case you forgot, this is the dude who fell on the sword for the infamous Tik Tok troll of the Tulsa Rally debacle that resulted in the campaign touting they had millions of supporters wanting tickets to the point of having a second outside rally site built....then quickly finding that they had a grand total of 6k…

I genuinely wish him a return to good mental health. But, also, they are starting to crack. All of this bullshit about being ‘alphas’ is the weakest facade you’ve ever seen. We’re going to see a lot more of these as the criminal enterprise becomes aware that this is over, that the MAGA empire was a total illusion.

I will not lie: watching Bryant Johnson do push-ups in RBG’s honor made me tear up a little bit.

But only suckers and losers sign up for an army.

Sure. Come watch my polling place. Hell, I’ll even be fine with some “fine patriot” poll watching busy body looking over my shoulder as I cast my vote for Biden and emphatically press “submit ballot’ with both middle fingers.

Good gawd, why are we still asking what is up with DJT2?  Cocaine.  The answer is cocaine. 

Maybe if prior generations actually held people’s feet to the fire, Republicans wouldn’t still be a viable party. It wasn’t millennials who put entertainment personalities like Reagan or Trump or Schwarzenegger or Ventura in office. It’s certainly not young folks who gave Reagan or Original Bush or W a social pardon…

According to the New York Times, Azar recently “barred the nation’s health agencies, including the Food and Drug Administration, from signing any new rules regarding the nation’s foods, medicines, medical devices and other products, including vaccines.” In a memo dated September 15, Azar wrote instead that that…

I wonder if Florida will enforce that law during all those back the blue and Trump rallies. No? Oh right.

As someone who knows history fairly well, I would also point out that Attila admired what would be considered the liberal scribes of the time the Eastern and Western roman empires and wanted to shape his nomadic people into something similar so that they would last.  

“Recently in our country we have seen attacks on law enforcement, we’ve seen disorder and tumult in many cities,” DeSantis said. “This has been a really, really sad chapter in American history.”

Not a period of history I know much about but even I went “Attila....China? Wut?”

“Fight China, got it.”

Yeah, I mean, when public figures who committed crimes at some point in their lives die people are like “How dare you even MENTION the crime, this is not the TIME, their family is GRIEVING, have some CLASS” but when Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies it’s okay to immediately start downplaying her legal legacy because she didn’t…

Holy shit. They use the actual word Handmaid. And um yeah, that's a cult. They'd better hammer her on that shit in confirmation. 

It’s also worth noting that she’s basically in a cult.